Wednesday, January 9, 2008


Wow, a new post. I bet you thought I had died. Well I may be alive, but I'm not claiming life in it's entirety just yet. In response to some well put criticism of this blog I'm changing the format: Instead of the usual crisp review of salient nutrition topics, I'm going to lie, give false promises and take anyone's money. As it turns out, I have a way to flatten abs without changing a thing. Just send me the small sum of $43.99 and I will send you the ab flattening diet. It's simple. Place carrots on your stomach at night for seven nights and by the eighth night your abs will be six-pack quality. It seems as though carrots selectively draw adipose from interstitial abdominal sites. I can't give references . . . but I feel good about it.
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A Point of View

Modern Western society is awash in a sea of food affluence. For many of us, from the moment we arise in the morning to the time we fall asleep at night, the one rhythmic pattern occurring daily with anticipated consistency is food intake—and in many cases very high quality food intake. Even the smallest of excess calories consumed daily translates over time to excess energy being stored as fat in adipose tissue. ______________________________________ Overeating has become the symptom of a cultural disease associated with conditioned food intake, not a mystical physiologic process involving genes gone wild. From one diet manual to the next, the book offerings to navigate this mess are fancied up versions of the same old thing, eventually returning the dieter to a conditioned system of eating behavior. The contention of this blog, is it's time to get off the merry-go-round of dieting and learn the ABC's of basic nutritional science. Teach your children what they need to know to navigate the gauntlet of foods in the 21st century. We encourage any experts in the field to contribute.

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